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A wholly owned subsidiary of Acme Corporation
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Please be prepared for
the 123-B test in T-minus 10.
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I repeat: T-minus-10.
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Dr. Lorre!
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What are you doing ?
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I have to send a message.
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We know too much.
They won't let us go.
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I call for help.
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Everything will be fine.
My little Titi. I promise you.
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{\an8}Dehydrated rocks
Just add water
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You can jump or we can push you.
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One day the truth will come out.
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Inspired by a true story
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{\an8}30 years later
outside Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Beep Beep
(Lightning fast)
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(hungry carnivore)
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Magnetic glove
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Metal pellets
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Birdseed
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Have you ever climbed into a catapult, hoping to be gently and moderately propelled to the destination of your choice,
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to finally be violently
thrown head first into the ground?
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Have you ever placed a big pile of TNT on the road
hoping to blow up your worst enemy?
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But when you press the detonator,
it's him who explodes.
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Have you ever pulled on your parachute cord?
to see a pile of cutlery come out?
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It's not your fault.
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There is probably someone to blame.
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We will be your spokesperson.
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Avery.
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Jones.
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Maltese.
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Justice!
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Two for Tuesdays.
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An idea!
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1. Get to town
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Welcome to
Albuquerque
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The most beautiful city in the world
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Hey, Wreck-a-Ball Smash,
I could probably
get you $250.
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See you next week.
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Have you been injured by a falling piano?
Have you had a cartoon-worthy accident?
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Thanks for calling
Avery Jones and Maltese.
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If you were hit by
an anvil, press 1.
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If you have been electrocuted,
press 2.
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If you were crushed by the
falling piano, press 3.
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Hello.
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It's almost 3 p.m.
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Hello, Dottie.
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Not now.
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Do they have the documents
necessary to prove it?
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- Sal?
- Hello, little one. Do you still sleep in that suit?
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I've been waiting for you for a while.
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I discovered several fires
catastrophic events which, by coincidence,
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all occurred near factories
of matches, and I sincerely think
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that this is a great opportunity to help
many people thanks to a single affair.
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How long does this internship last?
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Um, three more months.
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Just enough time to get there
go all out and make a difference.
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You know.
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You remind me of the time when
I was coming out of law school,
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in the worst sense of the word.
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And I'll take that
like a compliment.
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Oh no, look.
Look at this.
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You know, I'm going to
provide a service,
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because you
are my niece
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and that I want you
be happy in life.
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Stop
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In Oxford...
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I feel like I'm going to hear
this phrase very often.
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At Oxford, there is a lot of emphasis on
the importance of law in daily life,
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and everything you tell me
requests to make currently,
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is to think of ideas
for your billboards. .
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Yeah, you are
news here,
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so you don't know that this
folder should be stored right there.
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And that, my friend,
it's freedom.
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I want to
take it back.
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No.
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I really want to
sort alphabetically.
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No, you won't.
Please.
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You have a new client
in the conference room.
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He looks unbalanced.
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Good luck.
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{\an8}Genius
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{\an1}Who has a brain
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{\an3}can travel
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Mr. Coyote
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Coyote
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Coyote
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Very good. Okay, uh
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How can I help you?
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Oh one of my billboards
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It costs very expensive
to install them.
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So you have
had an accident?
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You don't speak?
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NO
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But you have
panels.
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NO
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I don't understand
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This is a number
limited number of panels
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Okay
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Is this supposed to be you?
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And who is that?
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It's not really necessary
to do all that, but hey.
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So, it seems that we are talking
defective rocket pads which
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turn against
you face a bird
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with whom you
have a liability.
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Do you have the rocket skates?
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All right. We register your
name as applicant
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and we demand, let's say,
three hundred dollars.
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And here, we will enter the name of the company
who made the skates.
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They are perfect for small files
like this: your skates in a box.
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Complaint written, and here it is
Richest coyote in the country.
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Just a signature,
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or you can lick it.
It works too.
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Wait
Mr. Coyote!
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That someone
catch him!
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Mr. Coyote, I just need
of your signature.
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It's an Acme stapler.
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This is how
Staplers work.
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I understand there are problems
with Acme products.
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I see them all the time.
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Frankly, it surprises me. Acme makes my phone
and my car. Why would they make this too?
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They're just cartoon gadgets.
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At worst, they would see birds
turn around their heads.
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That doesn't seem so stupid to me.
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Paige is a simple file
for rocket skates, at 300 dollars.
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Believe me.
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So, that means we have a
stack of files for 300 dollars?
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Paige, come on! You know what would happen if we...
presented all of this as evidence, together?
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We would end up with a
huge lawsuit on our hands.
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That would be great.
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If you demonstrate a causal link,
everything becomes possible: the sky is the limit.
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Everything is not
possible, okay?
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The limit is
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here.
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We do not process
large-scale files.
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We do things
simple and quick.
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So, Mr. Coyote,
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my professional opinion
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is that this matter is worth, let's say,
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a few hundred dollars
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and, I guess, we'll see if they accept
to replace the rocket housing.
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So I need you to, uh, sign this.
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Rude, no doubt.
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Nice to have met you.
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Put that in evidence.
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I'm going to lunch.
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Here are the parts
to conviction.
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Alright, what do we have here?
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Damn, someone is calling
a hell of a sum in court.
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Oh
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Excuse me, product crates
cartoon go to the basement.
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You are sued
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Mr. Governor, these are threats.
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They return to aiming
black men.
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The law is entirely
on our side,
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because it is we who
we wrote it.
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Yes, okay, happy to provide an update.
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It would be better to settle everything
following this Flappinger affair.
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It's settled.
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Let's say that his next
vacation will be in prison,
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but there, uh,
I have something else.
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“Cartoons” file in the basement.
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You have to see this.
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They are chasing us
for each
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Acme product.
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Who ?
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His name does not
is not familiar to me.
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Pay me what you owe me
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or I'll sue you.
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I have to go,
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I'll remind you, mom.
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Good, good, good.
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It's not our
little local genius.
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What does that mean?
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Sue Acme for the entire
its cartoon-derived products.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Do I look like the guy who would attack
to the largest company in the world?
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You are looking at the guy who is attacking
to the biggest company in the world.
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Channel 4 has just learned that documents
were filed today against ACME.
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Buddy Crane, the legal director
from Acme, didn't want to say anything.
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How did this happen?
All right. All right. It's exciting.
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All eyes are on you,
show them what you can do.
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- Paige, when we sue Acme over something…
- Yes?
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Nobody cares
even realizes.
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We're only tiny
row in a table.
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But this happened
to Buddy Crane.
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Who ?
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Buddy Crane. This is the
best lawyer in the country.
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Good.
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We studied law
together and it’s a machine.
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He is built like an ox,
has a razor-sharp mind.
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and gets cut
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nails with a
switchblade knife.
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- You know, I once saw him eating lobster…
- I ate lobster.
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...while he was still alive.
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I'm not even
sure it's legal.
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What could I have done?
do to deserve all this?
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I might have
pissed off a witch?
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No, no.
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How does this
could it have happened?
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I just listed everything
what was in the box.
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And I just got back
the box inside.
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I worked on my little game.
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Two hour wait for
win Jubilee tickets.
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You
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How to wait
theatrically
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You realize
what you did?
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You put me in a
terrible situation.
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Hi
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This is my old friend, Kevin.
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Yes, it's been a while.
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Look at you,
you're the one making the mess.
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Well, not voluntarily,
in fact.
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I think we should see each other
in person, don’t you think?
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Your face and mine?
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Come to my office.
In a quarter of an hour.
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We'll sort everything out
in the blink of an eye.
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Okay, that seems to me...
I'm looking forward to it.
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From its humble beginnings as
cartoon anvil factory
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ACME has become the largest
achievement in the history of the United States.
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Acme, I tell you, Acme
is an innovation factory.
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We make the impossible possible.
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With each new product,
we are revolutionizing the industry and the world.
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We are a company with family values
which places importance on its family of companies.
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ACME
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I don't know
what's wrong with you,
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but I need you
listen to me very carefully.
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Stop.
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You will follow
my example
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Okay. We're going to tell them that everything
it's just a huge misunderstanding
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and we try to resolve
the problem as quickly as possible.
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We will be polite.
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We will not detonate explosives.
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If they present us with a document,
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we will sign it.
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Understood ?
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Mr. Avery.
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Bill Pelicanos.
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And Mr. Coyote.
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I'll, uh, you
take to see Buddy.
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They say you are
friends for a long time.
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We could say so, if we were wrong.
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And look at this guy who
walks around naked
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Hey, Buddy, look who's here.
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This is Mr. Billboard.
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How are you, old man?
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GOOD! GOOD!
Really... good!
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- Those were the good old days, huh?
- Yes.
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Faculty of Law
from Harvard.
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You seem...
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Good
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Thank you.
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Sit down.
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All right.
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I have to say...
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that I was a little surprised...
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to see your name on a
folder of this size.
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Me too.
258
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:03,278
Finally, I am really
sorry for all that.
259
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,708
It was a big misunderstanding.
260
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:08,029
We have a busy day here,
261
00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:10,918
And I certainly wouldn't want
prevent you from returning to…
262
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,372
what you have to do.
263
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,736
Yes, legal stuff, too.
Yes. Yes, of course...
264
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:17,801
My God
265
00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:22,676
It seems obvious, but I point out that
266
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:31,424
Acme denies any liability or connection between
Mr. Coyote's injuries and the products of
our system of improving life.
267
00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:32,913
Yes. Yes. Blah, blah, blah.
268
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,621
And it would be fun to be in court with you.
269
00:20:36,991 --> 00:20:38,991
Do what you do best.
270
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,299
- To sell.
- Yes.
271
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,837
Well, listen, thank you very much.
272
00:20:43,861 --> 00:20:46,514
And I'm so sorry to have you
wastes so much time.
273
00:20:46,539 --> 00:20:47,954
It was not intentional.
274
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,540
Oh
275
00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:56,967
No. It wasn't
what he wanted to say.
276
00:20:56,991 --> 00:20:58,449
Do you have another copy?
277
00:20:59,066 --> 00:20:59,574
It's a joke.
278
00:20:59,615 --> 00:21:00,600
No, no.
279
00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:01,951
It's not funny.
280
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:04,215
Cartoons should entertain.
281
00:21:04,239 --> 00:21:05,767
- Yes
- Do you want to fight, Avery?
282
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:07,041
Your little office
is not up to par.
283
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,653
We will bury you with faults
legal and paperwork.
284
00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:15,300
A dozen of my best lawyers are going to work
day and night so that your name becomes synonymous with failure.
285
00:21:15,636 --> 00:21:17,252
Although this is already the case.
286
00:21:18,051 --> 00:21:19,493
Oh, and I almost forgot...
287
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:21,276
We do not validate
parking tickets.
288
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,618
You know what you would do
with $50,000?
289
00:21:24,643 --> 00:21:27,149
Can you imagine the number of birds?
what could you buy?
290
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,324
You know what? No matter...
291
00:21:30,349 --> 00:21:33,051
but I'm leaving.
Yes, that's it.
I resign.
292
00:21:33,234 --> 00:21:34,383
Go get yourself
another lawyer.
293
00:21:34,408 --> 00:21:36,745
It's already a real
nightmare for me,
294
00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:39,160
and I'm not going to stay here for
see if it can get any worse!
295
00:21:44,856 --> 00:21:45,856
Sorry!
296
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:47,310
Clumsy.
297
00:21:54,024 --> 00:21:55,656
WITNESSES? EVIDENCE
298
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:57,729
Wait, wait, wait...
299
00:21:58,511 --> 00:21:59,661
Why didn't you give in?
300
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,365
That's what we do here.
301
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:02,307
We find an agreement.
302
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,796
Dottie, what are we doing here?
303
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,272
We find an agreement.
304
00:22:05,296 --> 00:22:07,695
I tried to find an agreement,
but not him.
305
00:22:07,719 --> 00:22:09,123
It's a coyote.
306
00:22:09,214 --> 00:22:10,678
We're not even litigators.
307
00:22:11,161 --> 00:22:13,896
I have a mini golf tournament this weekend.
308
00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:16,168
I don't even know if I'll come on Monday.
309
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:19,440
Preparing for a trial requires
time and photocopies.
310
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,003
If we beat ACME, we will allow ourselves
a ton of photocopies.
311
00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:23,620
We will not beat ACME.
312
00:22:23,686 --> 00:22:26,788
No one has ever succeeded, and no one will.
313
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,536
Even if you resign now
314
00:22:28,561 --> 00:22:32,886
the firm is already in the red because of costs
Acme's legal rights, and that's just for today.
315
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,450
We might have to close.
316
00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:36,418
Look
317
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:38,880
If we lose...
318
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:39,979
we lose.
319
00:22:40,486 --> 00:22:42,723
If we give up, we really lose...
320
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:43,883
a lot of money.
321
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:51,446
Okay, look, we have a
real objective for this trial.
322
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,908
Here it is:
323
00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:54,955
We can't be seen as idiots.
324
00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:57,899
Our job is not to win,
325
00:22:57,948 --> 00:23:00,160
but to remain active afterwards.
326
00:23:00,343 --> 00:23:01,614
That's the spirit
that it is necessary.
327
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,706
Let's behave
like lawyers.
328
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,089
What do the
real lawyers?
329
00:23:05,171 --> 00:23:08,183
Real lawyers find evidence
and draw up a list of witnesses.
330
00:23:14,679 --> 00:23:15,429
The bird?
331
00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:18,709
He witnessed every time
that an ACME product has failed
332
00:23:18,734 --> 00:23:20,435
and could corroborate
Wiley's story.
333
00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:21,866
Of course, it doesn't matter,
334
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,917
let's add the Bip Bip to
our list of witnesses.
335
00:23:24,082 --> 00:23:25,245
One more thing.
336
00:23:25,286 --> 00:23:27,209
Uh, where will Mr. Coyote stay?
337
00:23:52,879 --> 00:23:54,757
Okay, don't look at me like that.
338
00:23:54,782 --> 00:23:56,395
Yes, I live in a motel.
339
00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:58,234
Look, I have access to the swimming pool.
340
00:23:58,343 --> 00:24:01,201
You know... no mortgage,
never a bed to make.
341
00:24:01,596 --> 00:24:05,007
There is an incredible fruit buffet
unlimited sea just around the corner
342
00:24:05,072 --> 00:24:07,638
with tissues coming out
from the toilet wall.
343
00:24:12,692 --> 00:24:13,692
Hi Cherry.
344
00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:15,730
Yeah!
345
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:22,226
One second
346
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:24,161
Stop!
347
00:24:24,519 --> 00:24:25,519
Come on!
348
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,474
I need another room,
for a few nights...
349
00:24:30,631 --> 00:24:32,729
away from mine, please
350
00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:34,102
NO PETS ALLOWED
351
00:24:34,378 --> 00:24:36,153
This is not a pet.
352
00:24:36,327 --> 00:24:37,618
But it looks like it.
353
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,509
{\an8}I EAT
ANIMALS
354
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:43,326
Who rents a separate room for their pet?
Cherry, come on? I've lived here for almost five years.
355
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,116
- You already know me.
- Not...
356
00:24:45,365 --> 00:24:47,365
of animals
357
00:24:49,783 --> 00:24:54,020
Legally, a pet is an animal
domesticated or tamed, kept as a companion
358
00:24:54,045 --> 00:24:56,413
in the residence
of an individual.
359
00:24:56,438 --> 00:24:58,012
This is Mr. Coyote.
360
00:24:58,037 --> 00:24:58,980
He's my client.
361
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:04,580
It is no one's animal in the eyes of the law,
therefore this sign and its rules do not
362
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:08,820
does not apply to him.
Nothing prohibits animals here, in my opinion.
363
00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:11,246
He could sue you for discrimination.
364
00:25:12,184 --> 00:25:13,184
Yes
365
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:18,723
If he pees on the carpet,
it's your responsibility.
366
00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:22,086
Okay, but I need one
complete urine analysis.
367
00:25:22,126 --> 00:25:24,406
I mean, it's a motel, there's plenty
of people peeing on the carpet.
368
00:25:29,246 --> 00:25:30,922
Ah, right next to it.
369
00:25:32,493 --> 00:25:33,713
Of course.
370
00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:54,965
1. Go to town
371
00:25:54,989 --> 00:25:57,002
2. Find a lawyer
372
00:25:57,109 --> 00:25:59,109
{\an8}Trial
373
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,189
3. Sue ACME
374
00:26:17,073 --> 00:26:21,326
Then a mouse crosses
the wall of sound in Guadalajara.
375
00:26:21,642 --> 00:26:26,295
There's still one week left to enjoy Albuquerque's annual Carrot Festival, while it's still in town.
376
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,340
Are you having fun?
We do.
377
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,980
Know
378
00:27:03,862 --> 00:27:05,289
Wake up, Kevin
379
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,700
You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you?
380
00:27:22,397 --> 00:27:24,156
Days before trial
381
00:27:24,187 --> 00:27:30,666
Watch and learn: we take the quote,
we cover it with birdseed.
382
00:27:30,748 --> 00:27:32,444
Bip Bip eats the seeds,
383
00:27:32,577 --> 00:27:34,061
grab a quote, and bam!
384
00:27:34,093 --> 00:27:36,268
Obliged to appear.
385
00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,980
Instant Beep Trap
386
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:44,996
Beep beep.
387
00:27:45,129 --> 00:27:47,397
Is this some sort of joke between you?
388
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,740
It is
389
00:27:53,693 --> 00:27:54,676
Days before trial
390
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,203
Everyone knows our plan.
391
00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:57,122
No.
392
00:27:57,147 --> 00:27:57,676
Yes !
393
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,098
Paige...what's our plan?
394
00:27:59,131 --> 00:28:04,705
It must be proven that Acme products
are responsible for all Wiley accidents.
395
00:28:04,729 --> 00:28:10,888
So, we're going to take pictures,
gather evidence and
store them in bags.
396
00:28:10,913 --> 00:28:15,500
We will question experts and witnesses,
and fill photocopy binders.
397
00:28:15,756 --> 00:28:18,756
Documents, and we will go through
the streets and study
398
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:22,460
I will attract our witness
with a word in the desert.
399
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:26,711
With my plan, we will have enough
evidence to put an end to Acme.
400
00:28:26,778 --> 00:28:28,422
Days before trial
401
00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:31,367
In fact, we have nothing.
402
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:33,843
I mean, I thought
that we would have nothing,
403
00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:35,553
but that’s really nothing.
404
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,011
Everyone stand up!
405
00:28:55,498 --> 00:29:00,218
The Second Judicial District Court
of Albuquerque is currently in session.
406
00:29:00,784 --> 00:29:03,784
The honorable judge drops a big…
presiding
407
00:29:04,768 --> 00:29:06,768
You can sit down.
408
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,060
Human, human
409
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:23,020
Cartoon
410
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:33,420
Calm down
411
00:29:34,745 --> 00:29:36,814
I'm Judge Scum Trap.
412
00:29:36,947 --> 00:29:42,568
The case is called Coyote v. Acme.
I am NOT a conciliatory judge.
413
00:29:42,963 --> 00:29:48,994
I am a serious and direct judge.
No bullshit. It's clear ?
414
00:29:53,676 --> 00:29:55,676
Mr. Crane
415
00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:21,060
We live in a big country, right?
A country that places freedom above all else.
416
00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:23,869
You are free to live your
life as you wish.
417
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,594
It might mean living in the desert.
418
00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:27,668
In a cave.
419
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:30,243
Spend your days
chase a bird.
420
00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:33,008
Which is much, much more
fast as you.
421
00:30:33,605 --> 00:30:35,300
But it's your right...
422
00:30:36,395 --> 00:30:37,395
as an American.
423
00:30:38,374 --> 00:30:41,021
But this freedom implies
a great responsibility.
424
00:30:41,045 --> 00:30:42,816
If, for example, you took a missile.
425
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,607
And you stick a handlebar on it.
426
00:30:44,679 --> 00:30:46,580
Well, it's... it's your choice.
427
00:30:47,203 --> 00:30:50,478
But we hope you understand
although this missile and this front sight
428
00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:52,498
are not designed for
catch birds.
429
00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:54,620
What I will demonstrate to this jury
430
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,248
it’s just that man.
431
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,660
Coyote the smart one
432
00:30:59,551 --> 00:31:02,740
He is reckless and all his
wounds are self-inflicted.
433
00:31:04,565 --> 00:31:06,888
This means that we
we will not condemn him,
434
00:31:07,021 --> 00:31:09,236
neither you nor I know
who is responsible.
435
00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:11,996
Clear as the desert sky.
436
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,078
I think I just laid an egg.
437
00:31:14,215 --> 00:31:16,195
God bless America and the troops.
438
00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,860
Damn, that was really good. Oh
439
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,100
Please don't write this.
440
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:27,340
And please don’t write this or that.
441
00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:30,612
Mr. Avery
442
00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,340
I…
443
00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,860
Know
444
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,500
And now what
the defense says we're going to plead?
445
00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:01,861
Eh ?
446
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:04,534
I know the answer, I know it.
447
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:05,678
It's not a question.
448
00:32:06,048 --> 00:32:09,246
Finally, this is a question,
but one question
449
00:32:09,271 --> 00:32:11,006
that I ask myself.
450
00:32:11,031 --> 00:32:11,733
Let me start again.
451
00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:12,791
Let me start again.
452
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,462
Objection...to my introduction
453
00:32:16,922 --> 00:32:20,245
So the defense said
that we were going to plead that
454
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:22,058
The products are dangerous,
455
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:25,496
and Acme is negligent in selling them.
456
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,564
I completely agree.
457
00:32:27,606 --> 00:32:29,715
It's not revolutionary,
but it's true.
458
00:32:30,986 --> 00:32:32,801
Excuse me for a second, please.
459
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,294
We don't need any proof right now.
460
00:32:37,335 --> 00:32:38,740
Mr. Avery?
461
00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:40,498
Your Honor,
462
00:32:40,522 --> 00:32:42,340
my client would like to introduce you
463
00:32:42,365 --> 00:32:44,616
this defective Acme rocket.
464
00:32:44,641 --> 00:32:47,523
You see: the switch is defective.
465
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:49,733
Nothing.
466
00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:59,420
God bless America.
467
00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:02,540
God bless our soldiers.
468
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:07,006
Opening arguments today
in Coyote vs. Acme.
469
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:09,970
According to close sources, Acme is making a
470
00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:13,365
remarkable work
to protect his image,
471
00:33:13,464 --> 00:33:17,379
while the complainant seems
even more hungry and scared.
472
00:33:27,663 --> 00:33:28,968
Yes?7
241...
473
00:33:29,012 --> 00:33:32,170
we have received complaints regarding
the sound of a too loud television
474
00:33:32,194 --> 00:33:36,752
Seriously, the problem
comes from the TV. All right.
475
00:33:48,115 --> 00:33:49,304
Cherry, I turned it off.
476
00:33:51,271 --> 00:33:52,126
What's up, doc?
477
00:33:53,076 --> 00:33:53,909
Who is on the phone?
478
00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:01,873
Are you sure you have the right number?
479
00:34:02,113 --> 00:34:02,896
Your trial...
480
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,121
I think I
can you help...
481
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:05,871
with ACME
482
00:34:06,507 --> 00:34:07,007
What?
483
00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:09,735
I have information that could
put an end to Acme's actions...
484
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:10,909
for good.
485
00:34:10,934 --> 00:34:12,934
My God, you could stop the affair!
486
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,657
If this gets out, it will all be over.
487
00:34:15,830 --> 00:34:18,324
I have a colleague who
has information.
488
00:34:18,419 --> 00:34:21,441
If they find out what he knows,
he will be easy prey.
489
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,488
Where can I find…?
490
00:34:23,569 --> 00:34:25,357
Note that.
I will only say it once.
491
00:34:25,602 --> 00:34:27,602
Oh, wait.
I'm going to get a pen.
Stay online.
492
00:34:27,707 --> 00:34:29,532
666 Scary Road Drive.
493
00:34:29,556 --> 00:34:31,556
It doesn't give me
want to go there.
494
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:32,917
Look for a connection.
495
00:34:33,061 --> 00:34:36,767
Acme has ears and eyes everywhere.
496
00:34:36,995 --> 00:34:38,995
And they make people disappear.
497
00:34:39,456 --> 00:34:41,456
- Don't forget that.
- I won't forget.
498
00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:44,390
Will I be able to contact you again?
499
00:35:04,461 --> 00:35:05,996
Mr. Leghorn.
500
00:35:06,342 --> 00:35:09,360
My old man, I tell you,
little trickster, I had…
501
00:35:09,385 --> 00:35:13,433
- What was it like in Bora Bora?
- This tax haven is so nice that they named it twice.
502
00:35:14,261 --> 00:35:19,075
So, I heard that we had
a lawsuit in the animation sector.
503
00:35:19,370 --> 00:35:22,796
The PR department talks about it, you know.
It's a local newspaper. And it's rather flattering.
504
00:35:22,825 --> 00:35:24,721
You know, I'm going to win this
deal as quickly as possible.
505
00:35:24,763 --> 00:35:28,842
In the meantime, it gives us a good image,
even if it is not ideal.
506
00:35:28,866 --> 00:35:30,866
It's killing with one stone...
507
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:35,446
two shots.
508
00:35:35,613 --> 00:35:38,602
One stone, two birds…
509
00:35:38,683 --> 00:35:40,658
What a vile expression!
510
00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:41,856
- I'm just...
- Rotten.
511
00:35:42,286 --> 00:35:49,642
We both know it would be very,
I mean really very unpleasant
for everyone if something more serious...
512
00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:52,582
I say it would be even worse
if it becomes...
513
00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:53,975
public.
514
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:11,293
A stranger on the phone. It's so cool.
So how did he look?
515
00:36:11,886 --> 00:36:14,631
As if I were saying, “What’s up, doctor?” »
516
00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:16,789
“I have information, yum yum yum. »
517
00:36:16,814 --> 00:36:18,770
It looked like he was chewing
a cookie or something.
518
00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:19,568
All right.
519
00:36:20,823 --> 00:36:23,823
Well, the card says that
it should be here.
520
00:36:25,087 --> 00:36:26,154
It's just a wall.
521
00:36:27,391 --> 00:36:30,151
Jack... is there a Jack out there?
522
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,617
Wait, what is that?
523
00:36:35,888 --> 00:36:37,461
Oh, that kind of Jack...
524
00:36:37,485 --> 00:36:39,285
Someone has a sense of humor.
525
00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:00,777
Well, there's a duck and he's sitting there.
526
00:37:01,272 --> 00:37:02,501
It looks too easy.
527
00:37:02,717 --> 00:37:04,598
Fortunately...
I like it when it’s easy.
528
00:37:06,341 --> 00:37:07,341
Excuse me.
529
00:37:07,914 --> 00:37:10,616
Hello, my name is
Kevin Avery, this is Paige.
530
00:37:10,641 --> 00:37:12,424
I am a personal injury lawyer.
531
00:37:12,726 --> 00:37:14,565
Look who decided to show up.
532
00:37:14,845 --> 00:37:17,700
Great, thank you. I didn't know
if you knew we were coming.
533
00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:21,002
You are late, and still
in this horrible costume.
534
00:37:21,077 --> 00:37:23,718
Take your pants off here, and...
535
00:37:24,025 --> 00:37:25,317
strike a pose.
536
00:37:25,373 --> 00:37:26,447
Uh... no!
537
00:37:26,476 --> 00:37:29,376
It's very difficult to find
nude models these days.
538
00:37:29,432 --> 00:37:30,432
Sit down.
539
00:37:30,806 --> 00:37:32,036
Uh...Lasperella?
540
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,669
Everything is fine. THANKS.
541
00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:35,919
Take off your clothes and do
pretending to think.
542
00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:38,505
I think it will suit us
take a few hours.
543
00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:40,899
Yes... uh...
544
00:37:40,923 --> 00:37:42,379
We received an anonymous call saying
545
00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:44,964
that you would have
important information.
546
00:37:45,003 --> 00:37:47,841
Yes, information that could
help us resolve a case.
547
00:37:47,955 --> 00:37:49,396
Information?
548
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:50,645
Yes.
549
00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:52,660
About Acme?
Acme?
550
00:37:54,562 --> 00:37:55,660
Oh yes.
551
00:37:56,006 --> 00:37:56,539
Acme
552
00:37:57,124 --> 00:37:58,124
Acme?
553
00:38:01,662 --> 00:38:02,662
Acme?
554
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,183
After all that, they call me “Staffy”?
555
00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:06,802
The whole world is “Staffy”!
556
00:38:08,510 --> 00:38:10,282
You'll never make me talk about it!
557
00:38:10,307 --> 00:38:11,334
I'll tell you everything.
558
00:38:12,229 --> 00:38:14,609
Your face is covered in Acme!
559
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,229
Everything you need to know about
Acme is in the box.
560
00:38:22,415 --> 00:38:23,615
Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck!
561
00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:26,324
You shouldn't
really not be here.
562
00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:35,350
Good morning.
563
00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:39,235
I'm here for the... uh, the shoot
where we pose without pants.
564
00:38:40,478 --> 00:38:41,638
Look, I'm a horse!
565
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:43,611
I am a horse!
566
00:38:58,665 --> 00:39:02,713
Well... we made him crazy and
retrieved a box of documents.
567
00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:05,390
It could be important,
he's had that for a long time.
568
00:39:06,674 --> 00:39:07,674
Wait.
569
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,620
That's all, friends.
570
00:39:13,554 --> 00:39:15,544
Are we one of these “friends”?
571
00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:26,079
Do you think they're going to kidnap us?
572
00:39:26,103 --> 00:39:27,275
And demand a ransom?
573
00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:29,777
I feel so alive.
574
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,197
So, what do you think it is?
575
00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:03,620
THANKS.
576
00:40:33,436 --> 00:40:35,972
It looks terribly dangerous
577
00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:39,228
And yet, he went in anyway.
578
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,940
- What are you doing ?
- I'm Wiley.
579
00:40:46,433 --> 00:40:48,433
I'll look stupid if I stay.
580
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,540
I enter the tunnel.
581
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:06,940
Good morning.
582
00:41:08,525 --> 00:41:11,093
I bet no one tells you to
venture into mysterious tunnels
583
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,941
in your prestigious courses at Oxford.
584
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:15,354
I bet you're even dissuaded, in fact.
585
00:41:15,379 --> 00:41:17,860
In fact, I thought about specializing
in the mysterious tunnels.
586
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:20,140
- No, you didn't think about that.
- Yes, I thought about it.
587
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,180
What do we have here?
588
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,833
DANGER
DO NOT APPROACH
589
00:41:32,898 --> 00:41:34,937
Hey, I found a message.
590
00:41:34,961 --> 00:41:35,961
What does he say?
591
00:41:36,108 --> 00:41:40,253
He said, “Daffy. I don't know
how much time I have left. »
592
00:41:40,319 --> 00:41:42,446
“I hope this message reaches you. »
593
00:41:50,661 --> 00:41:53,741
“Things are bad
shot with the project... »
594
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:57,060
“Sisyphus. »
595
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,300
Sisyphus.
596
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:00,300
What is the Sisyphus Project?
597
00:42:01,857 --> 00:42:07,230
“Acme is constantly monitoring me and
I feel like I'm in serious danger. »
598
00:42:22,299 --> 00:42:27,025
“If you find this message, send help.
Dr. Lorre. »
599
00:42:59,205 --> 00:43:01,525
I said it was very dangerous, right?
600
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,700
Those aren't exactly my words?
601
00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:06,787
What could this mean?
The Sisyphus Project?
602
00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:08,230
I...I don't know.
603
00:43:08,957 --> 00:43:09,697
I don't know.
604
00:43:09,799 --> 00:43:10,359
All right.
605
00:43:10,568 --> 00:43:11,568
What ?
606
00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:14,450
What just happened?
607
00:43:17,482 --> 00:43:18,482
What ?
608
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:20,968
Boss, I think they
are on our trail.
609
00:43:22,765 --> 00:43:28,925
Sisyphus is a character from Greek mythology,
condemned to push a rock up a hill.
610
00:43:29,393 --> 00:43:33,541
Every day, but the rock came back down
every time, for eternity.
611
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,991
And that was also what Daffy
was painting.
612
00:43:40,363 --> 00:43:43,141
So what? This is not proof.
613
00:43:43,181 --> 00:43:45,156
None of this
will help win a case.
614
00:43:45,237 --> 00:43:47,717
Very good, all that is
just a waste of time.
615
00:43:48,236 --> 00:43:52,100
We have a client who, without offending him,
can't read a label.
616
00:43:52,636 --> 00:43:56,273
We have tons and tons of things
which he himself broke.
617
00:43:57,165 --> 00:43:58,639
We have nothing, Paige.
618
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:05,205
You've been running Acme affairs since
years without ever seeing the pattern.
619
00:44:05,281 --> 00:44:06,181
The diagram?
620
00:44:06,254 --> 00:44:09,465
Yes, my clients go “boom”
and two seconds later,
621
00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:11,334
they are fine. Nobody cares.
622
00:44:12,193 --> 00:44:14,833
So does that mean it's acceptable?
Boom?
623
00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:17,260
Is 100 dollars honest?
624
00:44:17,396 --> 00:44:19,511
This case can change everything.
625
00:44:19,536 --> 00:44:22,476
This is an opportunity to show
to people what you are capable of.
626
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:25,136
Yes, but it doesn't work
that if I don't lose.
627
00:44:25,161 --> 00:44:27,264
And why are you leaving
principle that you are going to lose?
628
00:44:27,491 --> 00:44:28,563
Are you kidding?
629
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:31,380
It's really easy to lose.
630
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:34,020
Might as well learn it now.
631
00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:40,439
You know, everyone thought
that I was crazy to come here.
632
00:44:41,301 --> 00:44:46,891
I didn't just want to join a big
cabinet and help the rich get richer.
633
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:49,960
I thought...
634
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,125
I still thought you were a real lawyer.
635
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,467
Yes, me too.
636
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:52,500
What's special about Bip Bip?
637
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,420
There are no words.
638
00:46:02,248 --> 00:46:08,408
How lucky you are! It must be great
to have such a clear objective.
639
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,520
Well, I had that too, I think.
640
00:46:12,753 --> 00:46:15,280
I was hungry and I pursued my prey,
641
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:18,113
but I didn't like the pressure
to always have to win.
642
00:46:18,837 --> 00:46:20,837
I exhausted myself from trying.
643
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,600
In short, you are very good at listening.
644
00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:43,265
We had a sincere conversation.
645
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:44,645
Wait!
646
00:46:44,725 --> 00:46:45,245
Wiley!
647
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:46,785
You can't make that jump!
648
00:46:47,545 --> 00:46:48,545
Wiley!
649
00:46:49,025 --> 00:46:50,025
Wiley!
650
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:34,920
You did well. You are very
away to clear things up.
651
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,820
Hi, Wiley. THANKS. See you tomorrow.
652
00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:26,734
1. Get to town
653
00:48:26,794 --> 00:48:28,294
2. Find a lawyer
654
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:29,608
3. Sue Acme
655
00:48:35,349 --> 00:48:37,349
4. Set up a trap
in the courtroom
656
00:48:41,201 --> 00:48:43,201
5. Testimony of the Bip Bip
657
00:48:43,786 --> 00:48:46,808
6. Bip Bip Stew
658
00:48:47,823 --> 00:48:49,327
How to prepare a Wellington from Bip Bip.
Bip Bip recipe book.
659
00:48:49,716 --> 00:48:51,242
Fried steak “Bip Bip”
660
00:49:05,286 --> 00:49:06,165
Are you sitting?
661
00:49:06,189 --> 00:49:09,564
Um, yes.
Hey, Sal, no.
Is that going to be a problem?
662
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,668
Wiley is playing on us.
663
00:49:11,692 --> 00:49:13,470
The only reason why
he takes this matter,
664
00:49:13,495 --> 00:49:16,840
it is to trap and kill
the Beep Beep during the trial.
665
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,600
This is not good.
666
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,040
It's all part of a plan.
667
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,280
He uses us to testify
the bird if Bip Bip shows up.
668
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,783
It will be chaos.
669
00:49:25,808 --> 00:49:29,160
If the company goes bankrupt,
we will sell mattresses.
670
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,100
It's a bit insulting to
mattress sellers.
671
00:49:32,154 --> 00:49:34,153
All right. We'll be... uh, garbage collectors.
672
00:49:34,229 --> 00:49:34,887
Kevin.
673
00:49:35,044 --> 00:49:36,441
Okay. Trash people
674
00:49:36,546 --> 00:49:38,328
My father is a garbage collector.
675
00:49:38,681 --> 00:49:42,536
I'm nervous about doing
come back Wiley in this room
676
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,584
without Wiley, no trial. without trial.
677
00:49:44,608 --> 00:49:47,568
no business, and without
the company, we are ruined.
678
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,030
I hate the idea of suggesting
to lie to a dog,
679
00:49:50,096 --> 00:49:54,097
but you're going to have to convince him
that the Bip Bip will be there.
680
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,842
Paige, I was wrong.
681
00:49:56,043 --> 00:49:58,503
See what you can
find on the Sisyphus project
682
00:49:58,593 --> 00:50:00,270
and on its connection with Acme.
683
00:50:00,309 --> 00:50:01,673
Great, I'll take care of it.
684
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:02,720
Good.
685
00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:20,476
{\an8}ACME Aspirin Overview
686
00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:20,476
{\an2}A novelty without danger
687
00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:21,709
{\an5}Headache
Dental pain
Neuritis
Rheumatism
Sore throat
Colds
Various pains
688
00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:21,709
{\an7}Approved by
scientists
from Acme
689
00:51:26,443 --> 00:51:27,769
Sisyphus Project
690
00:51:28,275 --> 00:51:29,275
Okay
691
00:51:30,349 --> 00:51:32,534
Dr. Lorre
Sisyphus Project
692
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,780
Hello, I was wondering if the
Dr. Lorre still lived here.
693
00:51:58,891 --> 00:52:02,902
They listen, you know.
Would you like some tea, darling?
694
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:09,307
We had a very happy marriage.
695
00:52:09,331 --> 00:52:11,804
He worked long days.
696
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,716
But despite everything, when
he was coming home
697
00:52:13,770 --> 00:52:16,734
he played the piano for
me for hours
698
00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:19,722
because he knew
how much I loved it.
699
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,980
We were together for 87 years.
700
00:52:24,005 --> 00:52:25,476
I am grateful for it.
701
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,625
Um, when did Dr. Lorre die,
if I may?
702
00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:30,224
Oh, he's not...
703
00:52:30,262 --> 00:52:31,262
dead.
704
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,080
He disappeared.
705
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,195
One day he went to work
with our little bird
706
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:39,688
and I never saw them again.
707
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,575
I was told that he was
ran away with his secretary,
708
00:52:43,622 --> 00:52:44,953
but I don't believe it.
709
00:52:44,977 --> 00:52:47,223
His secretary was a penguin.
710
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,440
What do you know about Project Sisyphus?
711
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,760
What ?
712
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,877
What day, what?
713
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,288
Oh, what day does the Beep Beep witness?
714
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,617
From one day to the next.
For what ?
715
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:18,394
What motivates you to want
meet him at all costs?
716
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,440
Okay, I'll keep you posted.
717
00:53:30,028 --> 00:53:31,494
I need this Beep Beep.
718
00:53:31,882 --> 00:53:32,882
Absolutely.
719
00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,445
Why exactly?
720
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,486
It is the only witness of each time when
this idiot misused our products.
721
00:53:38,984 --> 00:53:40,088
I would have to bet...
722
00:53:40,194 --> 00:53:41,274
that he must be mad at her.
723
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,840
If you don't bring him back
you will fall with me.
724
00:53:43,961 --> 00:53:46,076
Is it so hard to catch a bird?
725
00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:58,380
♪ Imagine a little.
726
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,600
♪ I'm a real asshole.
727
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,640
♪ Bring me to my knees.
728
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,380
♪ I'm sick.
729
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,660
♪ I'll punch a teddy bear in games.
730
00:54:03,661 --> 00:54:04,400
♪ If you answer me,
731
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,940
♪ I will send you to the courtyard.
732
00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,360
♪ I'm going to get a stick to spank you.
733
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,460
♪ I can end this conversation real quick.
734
00:54:09,626 --> 00:54:10,626
I'm a liar!
735
00:54:11,180 --> 00:54:12,600
♪ I'm going to kick a lion in the ass.
736
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:13,280
♪ I'm the asshole.
737
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,880
♪ I'm going to cum at your house.
738
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,680
♪ Take a cock.
739
00:54:15,681 --> 00:54:17,140
♪ Put your dick on the dick.
740
00:54:17,141 --> 00:54:17,980
♪ Take your cock.
741
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:18,680
♪ Your cock.
742
00:54:18,681 --> 00:54:20,660
♪ This wet stuff, drink it like this on
this cock.
743
00:54:23,401 --> 00:54:25,401
♪ Nobody saw it.
744
00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,611
♪ Nobody saw it.
745
00:54:28,635 --> 00:54:30,635
Luis, the payload!
746
00:54:30,659 --> 00:54:32,659
♪ Nobody saw it.
747
00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,683
♪ Nobody saw it.
748
00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,771
FREE
749
00:54:44,049 --> 00:54:45,049
Hello.
750
00:54:54,630 --> 00:54:59,201
My husband was the main inventor
cartoon products at Acme.
751
00:54:59,306 --> 00:55:01,716
He was very enthusiastic
when he got the job.
752
00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:05,440
He really wanted to help
cartoon characters.
753
00:55:05,464 --> 00:55:07,892
Like the anti-protrusion bomb.
754
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,440
An eraser to erase stinky lines.
755
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,763
Oh, and that anti-predator spray.
756
00:55:15,904 --> 00:55:16,904
Good morning.
757
00:55:19,030 --> 00:55:21,935
After a while,
things have changed.
758
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,859
He didn't like what was happening.
759
00:55:25,211 --> 00:55:27,611
And then he disappeared.
760
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,440
Lately I receive
phone calls.
761
00:55:30,697 --> 00:55:32,440
Sometimes we hang up.
762
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,440
But sometimes...
763
00:55:36,237 --> 00:55:37,416
What's up, doc?
764
00:55:37,630 --> 00:55:40,182
I don't know the man
who called me.
765
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,240
I don't know where my dear husband has gone.
766
00:55:43,268 --> 00:55:49,268
But I know that the Sisyphus project
is the reason for his disappearance.
767
00:55:51,278 --> 00:55:56,440
Target acquired. Start of the project
crushing in T-3, 2, 1.
768
00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:58,440
Sir, the target is looking at us.
769
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,249
Why is the target looking at us?
770
00:56:08,201 --> 00:56:09,697
Did we catch him?
771
00:56:09,811 --> 00:56:11,344
Did we catch him?
772
00:56:13,073 --> 00:56:15,073
Ouch, my head is burning!
773
00:56:18,335 --> 00:56:19,344
So,
774
00:56:19,863 --> 00:56:20,863
obviously,
775
00:56:22,131 --> 00:56:23,631
we ran into an obstacle.
776
00:56:24,587 --> 00:56:25,684
Does it itch?
777
00:56:25,756 --> 00:56:26,756
Yes.
778
00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:29,030
But I'm afraid to touch it.
779
00:56:38,278 --> 00:56:40,278
You were our eyes and ears there.
What happened?
780
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,440
What did you see?
781
00:56:41,630 --> 00:56:43,440
Well, I thought I'd talk.
782
00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:44,963
Did you think you were going to talk?
783
00:56:45,259 --> 00:56:47,630
I pay you to talk,
not to think about it.
784
00:56:47,725 --> 00:56:48,582
I speak !
785
00:56:48,659 --> 00:56:49,830
Are you talking, or were you taught it?
786
00:56:49,859 --> 00:56:51,440
Because you just said that yourself.
787
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,135
Yes, that's what I did, I spoke.
788
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:54,911
What did you teach? What were you talking about?
789
00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:58,416
A fault in the eastern perimeter.
790
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,954
It's finally this way
that he escaped.
791
00:57:01,059 --> 00:57:05,059
This Beep Beep is very, very fast, sir.
792
00:57:05,982 --> 00:57:08,192
Make an effort, little bird.
They are getting closer.
793
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,440
I don't just want to scare them.
I want to ruin them.
794
00:57:12,192 --> 00:57:14,878
I want them to stop snooping.
795
00:57:14,954 --> 00:57:16,611
You know what happened to Lorre.
796
00:57:16,668 --> 00:57:18,440
Do you want this for your grandmother?
797
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,440
No, please! I'll catch it this evening.
798
00:57:22,506 --> 00:57:23,725
I promise.
799
00:57:28,306 --> 00:57:29,095
Great job, big dog!
800
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,244
Shut up, Patches!
801
00:57:30,268 --> 00:57:32,116
Of course, sir.
I won't say another word.
802
00:57:36,006 --> 00:57:37,064
What is
the Sisyphus project?
803
00:57:37,168 --> 00:57:38,159
Why is Daffy Duck crazy?
804
00:57:38,216 --> 00:57:39,306
What happened to Dr. Lorre?
805
00:57:39,397 --> 00:57:40,336
Buy more twine
806
00:57:40,858 --> 00:57:42,591
I wish I could say more,
807
00:57:42,615 --> 00:57:45,901
but Acme has eyes
and ears everywhere.
808
00:57:47,973 --> 00:57:51,078
But Acme has eyes
and ears everywhere.
809
00:57:56,939 --> 00:58:00,235
But Acme has eyes
and ears everywhere.
810
00:58:16,182 --> 00:58:17,182
Paige?
811
00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:18,820
How are you ?
812
00:58:18,844 --> 00:58:19,844
I'm doing very well.
813
00:58:20,025 --> 00:58:22,416
I always dreamed of throwing a bomb.
814
00:58:22,449 --> 00:58:24,449
But I never found the right time.
815
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:26,825
Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow
gave me this tape,
816
00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:29,235
and I listened to it a thousand times,
817
00:58:29,259 --> 00:58:30,880
and there is something in the background.
818
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:34,539
But Acme has eyes
and ears everywhere.
819
00:58:34,563 --> 00:58:35,763
This is the guy who called me.
820
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:38,054
Yes, I know, but do you hear it?
821
00:58:38,368 --> 00:58:40,044
I wish I could say more,
822
00:58:40,068 --> 00:58:43,165
but Acme has eyes
and ears everywhere.
823
00:58:44,939 --> 00:58:47,273
Wait, Wiley!
This is a piece of evidence!
824
00:58:47,297 --> 00:58:48,573
Okay, that's enough.
825
00:58:49,939 --> 00:58:52,939
Wiley, stop doing this.
826
00:58:55,516 --> 00:58:58,516
Is there a plan for that?
827
00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:07,416
There it is.
828
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:08,203
Wait...
829
00:59:09,008 --> 00:59:10,154
I know this song.
830
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:10,982
Where is that from?
831
00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:12,020
I don't know.
832
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,811
It's a bit like a TV show
TV, or an ad, or...
833
00:59:15,363 --> 00:59:16,220
Wait.
834
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,735
The annual festival of
Albuquerque carrot.
835
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,135
Okay, what is this?
836
00:59:22,230 --> 00:59:24,868
A carrot festival in Albuquerque.
837
00:59:25,087 --> 00:59:27,087
It takes place every year.
838
00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:42,440
Hello?
839
00:59:43,116 --> 00:59:44,440
Mr. Mystery call?
840
00:59:44,601 --> 00:59:47,163
Mr. Mystery call, who called me?
841
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,944
Tell him we are from
Avery, Jones and Maltese firm.
842
00:59:49,001 --> 00:59:51,001
We are from the firm
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
843
00:59:51,230 --> 00:59:53,230
You can show yourself whenever you want.
844
00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:57,416
So, uh, what's up, doc?
845
00:59:58,059 --> 00:59:59,001
Who is there?
846
00:59:59,049 --> 01:00:00,468
I'll never tell you, old man.
847
01:00:00,516 --> 01:00:03,039
A creature that I am not,
a moving shadow.
848
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:05,125
You will never find out who I am.
849
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,440
Oh my God. Oh dear.
850
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,440
You saw my face. Don't look at me.
851
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,040
I'm so... beautiful.
852
01:00:13,201 --> 01:00:14,201
Mr. Mystery call?
853
01:00:14,335 --> 01:00:19,030
I tell you, this parakeet won't stop fumbling
and have been stumbling for weeks in this matter.
854
01:00:19,135 --> 01:00:21,135
You're lucky to have me by your side.
855
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:23,201
Hey, did we follow you? Are we watching you?
856
01:00:23,297 --> 01:00:25,897
Flashed by a red light camera?
Spotted by a drone?
857
01:00:25,963 --> 01:00:27,963
Are we spying on you?
858
01:00:28,735 --> 01:00:30,325
This is where it becomes downright embarrassing.
859
01:00:30,411 --> 01:00:32,411
I have a million questions for you.
860
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,900
Why didn't you call back?
861
01:00:33,925 --> 01:00:35,344
What happened to Dr. Lorre?
862
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:37,287
What can you tell us about the Sisyphe project?
863
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,440
Enough questions, master.
864
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,801
This calls for a flashback.
865
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:46,440
Dr. Lorre was the inventor in
Acme product manager, you know?
866
01:00:47,001 --> 01:00:48,982
He invented incredible things.
867
01:00:49,801 --> 01:00:52,440
Essential items,
like the quick change machine.
868
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,440
One day the company sent an executive.
869
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,440
To supervise all of this.
870
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,440
This guy was quite an act.
871
01:01:00,259 --> 01:01:04,049
Suddenly, lots of secrets emerged.
872
01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:07,440
They called it the Sisyphus Project.
873
01:01:08,325 --> 01:01:12,478
Under new management, testing
became more and more reckless.
874
01:01:14,916 --> 01:01:16,440
I'm not sure I understand.
875
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,801
What was it for?
876
01:01:17,859 --> 01:01:20,763
They did not invent
products for cartoons.
877
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,840
They used the drawings
animated to invent products.
878
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:28,192
Dr. Lorre told them it was wrong.
879
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,925
And that the tests were
harmful to cartoons.
880
01:01:31,801 --> 01:01:34,106
He begged them to put an end to it.
881
01:01:34,573 --> 01:01:38,544
But instead, they eliminated him.
882
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:43,268
Everyone from the Project
Sisyphus have disappeared,
883
01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:45,440
or are forced to work for Acme,
884
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,440
or caned.
885
01:01:47,963 --> 01:01:49,415
And when did the program end?
886
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,440
Don't you understand?
887
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,763
It never stopped.
888
01:01:51,887 --> 01:01:53,440
He has evolved.
889
01:01:53,982 --> 01:01:57,182
Instead of testing products
dangerous in the laboratory,
890
01:01:57,687 --> 01:01:59,440
they released them into the real world.
891
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,440
Yes.
892
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,744
Wile E.'s rocket skates.
893
01:02:02,173 --> 01:02:04,068
were designed for
turn against him.
894
01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,097
There, you understand.
895
01:02:05,573 --> 01:02:06,925
The more things break,
896
01:02:07,259 --> 01:02:09,078
the more a cartoon suffers.
897
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:12,567
The more data we have, the more we can create
better Acme products for humans.
898
01:02:12,592 --> 01:02:14,440
Exactly, exactly.
899
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,440
Wile E., you, we call you
an intensive user.
900
01:02:18,830 --> 01:02:21,859
They let you explode,
splash and blow everything up.
901
01:02:21,963 --> 01:02:23,440
For years and years,
902
01:02:23,963 --> 01:02:25,897
knowing perfectly
the price to pay.
903
01:02:25,944 --> 01:02:27,620
Would you testify in court?
904
01:02:27,678 --> 01:02:29,211
The world needs to hear this.
905
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:29,897
No, no, no.
906
01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:32,692
You need an insider
to reveal the secret to you.
907
01:02:32,763 --> 01:02:35,243
Get Acme's head of PR to testify.
908
01:02:35,268 --> 01:02:36,687
A master of manipulation.
909
01:02:36,763 --> 01:02:37,763
His name is...
910
01:02:38,644 --> 01:02:39,330
Oh, oh.
911
01:02:39,354 --> 01:02:40,478
That's my cue.
912
01:03:02,754 --> 01:03:04,754
I think they got it.
913
01:03:06,430 --> 01:03:07,440
No not at all.
914
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,001
If anyone asks,
915
01:03:09,059 --> 01:03:11,672
tell them we reported you a
hunter in a funny hat.
916
01:03:11,697 --> 01:03:12,719
We're all counting on you.
917
01:03:12,744 --> 01:03:13,744
Hi.
918
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,440
Yes, it's great.
919
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,059
No one will pass through this door.
920
01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:34,125
Any additional security is welcome.
921
01:03:35,341 --> 01:03:40,084
find the person responsible for
ACME public relations
922
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,373
Your role at Acme,
for the minutes?
923
01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:49,830
Okay, great.
924
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:51,573
If he goes off the rails, we take him out.
925
01:03:51,597 --> 01:03:52,168
Deal concluded.
926
01:03:52,225 --> 01:03:55,872
Your role as representative of
public relations, what does it consist of?
927
01:04:00,963 --> 01:04:03,306
You are therefore entitled to
express on behalf of Acme.
928
01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:11,211
What can you tell us
on the Sisyphus Project?
929
01:04:15,173 --> 01:04:19,173
Mr. Devil, what
than the Sisyphus Project?
930
01:04:19,316 --> 01:04:21,316
I remind you that
you are under oath.
931
01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:27,230
Go ahead.
932
01:04:30,897 --> 01:04:31,897
Objection?
933
01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:34,935
Lawyers, approach the bench.
934
01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:42,135
This case transforms my room
audience in a circus.
935
01:04:42,259 --> 01:04:44,478
You just expelled my witness.
936
01:04:44,573 --> 01:04:45,897
We don't know anything about it.
937
01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:52,278
Completely agree, Your Honor.
938
01:04:52,278 --> 01:04:54,278
I request exclusion
of all the evidence.
939
01:04:54,278 --> 01:04:55,278
Filed by the prosecution.
940
01:04:55,278 --> 01:04:57,278
This is just the original pair
rocket skates.
941
01:04:57,278 --> 01:04:58,278
The rest is exaggerated.
942
01:04:58,278 --> 01:04:59,278
Request granted.
943
01:04:59,278 --> 01:05:00,278
Are you kidding?
944
01:05:00,278 --> 01:05:01,278
Thank you, Your Honor.
945
01:05:01,278 --> 01:05:03,278
I am filing a motion to dismiss.
946
01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:05,278
Lack of evidence.
947
01:05:05,278 --> 01:05:06,278
Request granted.
948
01:05:06,278 --> 01:05:07,278
I'm tired of this nonsense.
949
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,278
You have no right to say that.
950
01:05:09,278 --> 01:05:11,278
That's the beauty of being a judge.
951
01:05:11,278 --> 01:05:13,278
I can say whatever I want.
952
01:05:13,278 --> 01:05:15,278
Cancellation of trial?
That's it, it's said.
953
01:05:15,668 --> 01:05:16,859
Case closed.
954
01:05:17,697 --> 01:05:18,973
Case closed.
955
01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:28,739
I have a comment.
956
01:05:29,816 --> 01:05:33,454
What happened there
was an injustice,
957
01:05:33,744 --> 01:05:35,106
but that wasn't a surprise.
958
01:05:35,325 --> 01:05:37,897
Acme, knowingly,
959
01:05:38,039 --> 01:05:39,592
puts dangerous products
960
01:05:39,735 --> 01:05:42,249
in the hands of drawings
animated for decades.
961
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,335
Acme has made enormous efforts
962
01:05:44,359 --> 01:05:45,987
to conceal an insidious plot
963
01:05:46,011 --> 01:05:48,402
which they call the Sisyphus Project.
964
01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:52,068
They threatened my safety
and that of my client.
965
01:05:52,639 --> 01:05:55,639
Look: bombs, rocks, pianos,
966
01:05:55,935 --> 01:05:57,449
they will stop at nothing.
967
01:05:58,354 --> 01:06:00,839
But my partners and I,
968
01:06:01,563 --> 01:06:03,039
we will continue to fight.
969
01:06:04,201 --> 01:06:07,683
These companies believe they can do this
that they want, and without shooting without consequence.
970
01:06:07,725 --> 01:06:09,170
Because
that's what they do
971
01:06:09,325 --> 01:06:10,325
We're fed up.
972
01:06:10,849 --> 01:06:12,211
And now it stops.
973
01:06:12,330 --> 01:06:15,521
So we are preparing to launch a...
974
01:06:19,201 --> 01:06:19,678
Excuse me.
975
01:06:20,254 --> 01:06:21,587
A moment. Excuse me.
976
01:06:22,365 --> 01:06:41,365
{\an8}The Acme affair goes up in smoke.
An impartial and reasonable judge dismisses the case, while a lawyer makes a fool of himself in front of the media.
977
01:06:22,516 --> 01:06:25,136
Chaos continues in court
after the Acme trial
978
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:26,546
classified by the righteous
979
01:06:26,570 --> 01:06:28,770
and honorable judge Tropogrosso.
980
01:06:28,956 --> 01:06:30,956
The plaintiffs have
expressed their objections.
981
01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:33,192
While fighting against a rocket
two meter cartoon.
982
01:06:33,419 --> 01:06:34,419
Everything is fine.
983
01:06:34,534 --> 01:06:35,655
There is nothing to see here.
984
01:06:38,773 --> 01:06:40,273
Is this your car?
985
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,750
Hi, Paige.
986
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,750
Did you see it?
987
01:06:58,236 --> 01:06:58,750
What ?
988
01:06:58,863 --> 01:06:59,456
Your speech.
989
01:06:59,610 --> 01:07:01,750
Everyone is talking about it.
All over the country right now.
990
01:07:01,923 --> 01:07:02,750
It's everywhere.
991
01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:03,605
What ?
992
01:07:03,630 --> 01:07:05,100
Did they like my speech?
993
01:07:05,261 --> 01:07:07,397
Okay, and the car exploding,
994
01:07:07,422 --> 01:07:09,105
I think that's part of the thing.
995
01:07:09,816 --> 01:07:10,816
Mr. Avery!
996
01:07:12,611 --> 01:07:13,611
I have to go.
997
01:07:15,006 --> 01:07:17,545
A comment on the fact that Congress
agreed to examine your file?
998
01:07:17,590 --> 01:07:19,078
Uh, uh, Congress?
999
01:07:19,123 --> 01:07:20,284
A review of Foghorn Leghorn
1000
01:07:20,309 --> 01:07:21,440
Who agrees to testify?
1001
01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:23,617
Did you say Congress?
1002
01:07:23,645 --> 01:07:24,909
They're taking a close look at Acme.
1003
01:07:24,933 --> 01:07:25,955
You are going to Washington.
1004
01:07:26,006 --> 01:07:27,745
Are we going to Washington?
1005
01:07:28,584 --> 01:07:30,145
We're going to Washington!
1006
01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:32,942
Uh, well, uh,
1007
01:07:32,967 --> 01:07:34,201
no, no comment.
1008
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,523
Mr. Avery!
1009
01:07:41,378 --> 01:07:42,378
Wait.
1010
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,440
Where are you going?
1011
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,440
What ?
1012
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,440
Wile E., no.
1013
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,440
You can't go there.
1014
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,678
I need you in Washington.
1015
01:07:48,756 --> 01:07:50,245
This is the big confrontation.
1016
01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:51,290
If you don't come,
1017
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,440
there is no audience.
1018
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,440
It will all have been for nothing.
1019
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440
Um... Beep Beep will be there.
1020
01:08:00,873 --> 01:08:01,873
Yes of course.
1021
01:08:02,023 --> 01:08:03,023
He will be there.
1022
01:08:03,201 --> 01:08:04,201
Yes, he is coming.
1023
01:08:04,784 --> 01:08:06,240
Promised.
1024
01:08:07,712 --> 01:08:08,712
So, come on.
1025
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,440
What do you say?
1026
01:08:11,195 --> 01:08:13,456
The whole world will have
eyes fixed on this event.
1027
01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:15,028
And he will be there.
1028
01:08:21,115 --> 01:08:22,115
All right.
1029
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:22,889
Okay, here we go.
1030
01:08:22,913 --> 01:08:23,913
Let's go.
1031
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:43,440
Mr. Avery, how is the water?
1032
01:08:44,630 --> 01:08:46,630
{\an8}Wile E. on his way to Washington:
Coyote and his lawyer pledge to fight Acme
1033
01:08:44,441 --> 01:08:47,927
What seemed like a simple defect
turned out to be usual.
1034
01:08:47,951 --> 01:08:51,740
Became a story of David
against Goliath, as old as the world.
1035
01:08:51,823 --> 01:08:54,681
Good luck to our friend
furry, in Washington.
1036
01:08:54,706 --> 01:08:55,887
We support you, Wile E.
1037
01:08:55,912 --> 01:08:58,631
And we always have been
since day one.
1038
01:09:07,572 --> 01:09:10,356
When a business is this successful,
1039
01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:13,717
there is always someone
who seeks to destroy it,
1040
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:16,783
but our hands are clean.
1041
01:09:17,232 --> 01:09:18,982
The crew prepares to land.
1042
01:09:19,006 --> 01:09:22,006
Excuse this little detour
departing from Albuquerque.
1043
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,888
That's enough.
1044
01:09:39,938 --> 01:09:40,938
No more warnings.
1045
01:09:40,962 --> 01:09:43,058
It doesn't matter if we kidnap him or chase him away,
1046
01:09:43,083 --> 01:09:44,211
or throw it in a hole.
1047
01:09:44,366 --> 01:09:46,677
Wile E. Coyote will not
present at tomorrow's hearing.
1048
01:09:46,702 --> 01:09:47,783
It's clear ?
1049
01:09:48,199 --> 01:09:49,199
Yes, boss.
1050
01:09:49,288 --> 01:09:50,288
We'll take care of it.
1051
01:09:54,599 --> 01:09:55,599
Quiet, thank you.
1052
01:09:58,228 --> 01:10:00,495
Wile E., please,
make less noise.
1053
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,712
I promise you that
what I have to do...
1054
01:10:04,812 --> 01:10:06,812
is more important
than what you have to do.
1055
01:10:16,801 --> 01:10:18,301
There has been a change of plans.
1056
01:10:22,539 --> 01:10:24,339
{\an8}Why?
What a change
plan?
1057
01:10:23,201 --> 01:10:24,440
Listen, he...
1058
01:10:25,534 --> 01:10:27,139
He couldn't come. OK?
1059
01:10:27,163 --> 01:10:28,904
For what ? What change of plan?
1060
01:10:30,794 --> 01:10:32,466
Why isn't he coming?
1061
01:10:34,977 --> 01:10:35,977
For what ?
1062
01:10:37,490 --> 01:10:38,490
OK, agreed.
1063
01:10:38,717 --> 01:10:40,545
Do you think I would bring Bip Bip
1064
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:43,175
so that you can
destroy in front of the whole world?
1065
01:10:43,227 --> 01:10:43,616
For what ?
1066
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,356
I know, you wanted him in court
1067
01:10:45,391 --> 01:10:46,891
so you can catch it and eat it.
1068
01:10:47,206 --> 01:10:48,701
Why would I help you do that?
1069
01:10:49,927 --> 01:10:50,927
{\an8}You lied
1070
01:10:50,228 --> 01:10:50,978
Okay, yes.
1071
01:10:51,151 --> 01:10:52,167
I lied.
1072
01:10:52,191 --> 01:10:52,708
I lied.
1073
01:10:52,732 --> 01:10:54,732
I needed you to stay on the case.
1074
01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:57,256
Eh ? You manipulated me.
1075
01:10:57,946 --> 01:11:01,945
You made me believe it made sense.
1076
01:11:02,213 --> 01:11:03,435
And she has one!
1077
01:11:03,770 --> 01:11:05,741
You know, it's good
bigger than Bip Bip.
1078
01:11:05,825 --> 01:11:08,392
You didn't even digest
what the rabbit said?
1079
01:11:08,454 --> 01:11:10,696
You are an intensive user.
1080
01:11:10,721 --> 01:11:12,181
Look at all this mess.
1081
01:11:12,476 --> 01:11:13,620
You're addicted.
1082
01:11:13,887 --> 01:11:15,510
Every explosion.
1083
01:11:15,534 --> 01:11:18,005
Every time you fell
at the bottom of a canyon.
1084
01:11:18,212 --> 01:11:19,793
This was what Acme wanted.
1085
01:11:20,038 --> 01:11:22,466
You know, I changed
all my life for you.
1086
01:11:22,767 --> 01:11:24,039
My whole routine.
1087
01:11:24,304 --> 01:11:26,233
You will surely make me
see all the colors
1088
01:11:26,257 --> 01:11:27,872
because you wanted
a chicken drumstick.
1089
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,872
Myself ?
1090
01:11:30,973 --> 01:11:34,390
All this time you
you only cared about your plan.
1091
01:11:34,513 --> 01:11:36,195
Oh, Beep Beep, Beep Beep.
1092
01:11:36,330 --> 01:11:38,341
I'm tired of this Beep Beep.
1093
01:11:38,575 --> 01:11:41,095
You'll never catch it!
1094
01:11:44,102 --> 01:11:45,102
All right ?
1095
01:11:46,098 --> 01:11:48,280
You, you... you'll never make it.
1096
01:11:49,108 --> 01:11:50,608
Stop trying.
1097
01:11:58,693 --> 01:11:59,193
Yes ?
1098
01:11:59,383 --> 01:12:00,133
Hi, Kev.
1099
01:12:00,284 --> 01:12:01,383
I didn't want to tell you
1100
01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,522
this just before the hearing, but, uh...
1101
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:07,101
We spent until
last cent in this trial.
1102
01:12:08,695 --> 01:12:09,695
We don't have any more money.
1103
01:12:09,763 --> 01:12:11,263
What does that mean?
1104
01:12:11,308 --> 01:12:12,308
That means
1105
01:12:12,570 --> 01:12:14,168
that barring a miracle,
1106
01:12:14,553 --> 01:12:16,407
there will be no company to return to.
1107
01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:20,603
I made appointments for you to
a plasma donation next week.
1108
01:12:21,260 --> 01:12:22,260
I can't go there.
1109
01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:25,760
I don't want to put pressure on you.
1110
01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:27,715
We just thought you should know.
1111
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:29,800
All right.
1112
01:12:41,505 --> 01:12:42,505
6. Bip Bip Stew
1113
01:12:43,231 --> 01:12:45,671
7. Kevin and I eat together
1114
01:12:47,892 --> 01:12:48,892
Damn.
1115
01:13:49,353 --> 01:13:50,353
You failed!
1116
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,320
Wile E.! Wile E.!
1117
01:14:30,269 --> 01:14:31,269
Oh dear.
1118
01:15:08,403 --> 01:15:09,403
Wile E.!
1119
01:15:10,042 --> 01:15:12,519
Grab my hand!
I'm trying to save you!
1120
01:15:35,997 --> 01:15:38,997
Listen, Wile E., I'm
sorry! I made a mistake!
1121
01:15:39,784 --> 01:15:41,668
Wait! Wait, Wile E.!
1122
01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:45,492
Oh no! Oh no! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
1123
01:16:21,961 --> 01:16:23,805
What is causing this delay?
1124
01:16:26,305 --> 01:16:27,805
He's in the toilet.
1125
01:16:40,933 --> 01:16:42,933
It looks like a bad night, huh?
1126
01:16:43,422 --> 01:16:45,811
Oh, thank you for your sincere concern.
1127
01:16:46,288 --> 01:16:49,122
Do you really want to go out there?
1128
01:16:50,703 --> 01:16:52,203
I mean, those cameras?
1129
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,100
The pressure?
1130
01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,047
What is this?
1131
01:16:59,158 --> 01:17:02,158
What you always wanted: freedom,
without responsibilities.
1132
01:17:04,008 --> 01:17:05,280
Without any conditions.
1133
01:17:05,915 --> 01:17:07,647
It's something that's done under the table.
It's for you.
1134
01:17:07,875 --> 01:17:09,631
All I have to do is
walk through that door right now.
1135
01:17:09,808 --> 01:17:14,253
Come on, I really want to continue
like that, again and again.
1136
01:17:14,342 --> 01:17:16,480
Try, fail, try, fail...
1137
01:17:16,993 --> 01:17:18,486
hoping for a different result.
1138
01:17:22,281 --> 01:17:25,842
I just realized that,
uh, yes, that's what I do.
1139
01:17:33,103 --> 01:17:34,603
You get the idea.
1140
01:17:45,825 --> 01:17:47,825
My God, he looks like a stuntman!
1141
01:17:47,849 --> 01:17:48,849
Wile E. is there?
1142
01:17:48,942 --> 01:17:49,942
He's not with you?
1143
01:17:50,070 --> 01:17:54,492
Not seen since we were rushing to 130
on the highway, tied to a fridge.
1144
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:55,503
What is this?
1145
01:17:55,566 --> 01:17:57,981
I thought you were in the
hotel room next to mine.
I feel left out.
1146
01:17:58,686 --> 01:18:00,078
I really ruined everything.
1147
01:18:00,774 --> 01:18:03,897
He knows that Beep Beep won't come.
He knows I lied.
1148
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:05,320
Oh...
1149
01:18:05,892 --> 01:18:06,892
what an idiot!
1150
01:18:07,098 --> 01:18:08,662
I should have been honest with him.
1151
01:18:08,825 --> 01:18:10,203
It just seemed simpler.
1152
01:18:11,992 --> 01:18:15,225
Mr. Avery, thank you
join us today.
1153
01:18:15,431 --> 01:18:20,731
We are here to determine whether the products
Acme are a danger to society.
1154
01:18:21,214 --> 01:18:22,525
Where is your customer?
1155
01:18:24,092 --> 01:18:27,553
To be honest,
I'm not entirely sure.
1156
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:33,708
Senator Fudd, the fact that Mr. Coyote did not
not deemed fit to be present at the scheduled time,
1157
01:18:33,870 --> 01:18:36,464
that should tell you a lot
on his character.
1158
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,570
I think that tells us a lot.
1159
01:18:41,269 --> 01:18:44,125
My client has a long relationship with Acme.
1160
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:48,981
He uses their products
for decades.
1161
01:18:49,186 --> 01:18:50,186
Why this?
1162
01:18:50,236 --> 01:18:52,947
If they're so... dangerous.
1163
01:18:53,186 --> 01:18:55,347
In reality, he has no choice.
1164
01:18:56,125 --> 01:19:00,192
Acme has a monopoly on everything
the tools needed for the job
by Mr. Coyote.
1165
01:19:00,553 --> 01:19:05,036
His job? He would be unemployed
and would live in a cave.
1166
01:19:08,197 --> 01:19:09,256
It's true, it's true.
1167
01:19:09,535 --> 01:19:10,535
It's a fact.
1168
01:19:11,131 --> 01:19:12,131
No, no, no, no.
1169
01:19:12,570 --> 01:19:18,181
According to the case Sylvester v. Gonzalez,
being chased by a predator is legal.
1170
01:19:19,203 --> 01:19:21,570
Maybe he doesn't touch
no salary but...
1171
01:19:21,594 --> 01:19:22,594
he works.
1172
01:19:23,108 --> 01:19:26,641
In fact... he's one of the people
hardest workers I have ever met.
1173
01:19:27,481 --> 01:19:28,481
And he is brave.
1174
01:19:29,764 --> 01:19:30,853
He will walk on
1175
01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:32,361
the thinnest rope
1176
01:19:32,441 --> 01:19:33,947
which crosses the largest canyon.
1177
01:19:34,614 --> 01:19:38,570
He will ride a rocket with
a taped handlebar, without blinking.
1178
01:19:38,797 --> 01:19:39,797
I mean...
1179
01:19:42,636 --> 01:19:43,636
Sorry.
1180
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,320
Listen...
1181
01:19:47,566 --> 01:19:50,086
when Mr. Coyote came in to
the first time in my office,
1182
01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:53,058
I was the most person
lazy person that is.
1183
01:19:53,847 --> 01:19:55,613
I didn't want to work.
1184
01:19:55,709 --> 01:19:57,569
I didn't want to try anything.
1185
01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:59,808
Because deep down...
1186
01:20:00,632 --> 01:20:02,120
I didn't want to fail.
1187
01:20:02,808 --> 01:20:04,308
But that doesn't scare him.
1188
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,658
Whatever happens,
1189
01:20:06,898 --> 01:20:08,398
he always gets up.
1190
01:20:08,719 --> 01:20:12,542
He tries again, and again, and again.
1191
01:20:12,936 --> 01:20:14,356
He would never think...
1192
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:15,380
to abandon.
1193
01:20:16,925 --> 01:20:19,519
Every morning he wakes up with a purpose
1194
01:20:19,649 --> 01:20:20,649
and hope.
1195
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:24,947
And I think it should
inspire everyone.
1196
01:20:27,881 --> 01:20:28,881
I am.
1197
01:20:38,776 --> 01:20:40,048
I'm also sorry
1198
01:20:40,098 --> 01:20:41,715
I have a lot of
things to tell you
1199
01:20:41,776 --> 01:20:43,009
But...
1200
01:20:44,149 --> 01:20:46,310
There are a limited number of signs
1201
01:20:47,014 --> 01:20:48,409
You don't need any more signs.
1202
01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:49,966
Thank you for coming back.
1203
01:20:52,757 --> 01:20:56,895
Mr. Leghorn, thank you for devoting me
time despite your busy job.
1204
01:20:57,031 --> 01:21:01,514
We asked Mr. Avery to
ask you a few questions today.
1205
01:21:03,397 --> 01:21:04,997
I studied this guy in his interviews.
1206
01:21:05,325 --> 01:21:06,947
He's a braggart with a huge ego.
1207
01:21:07,258 --> 01:21:08,719
Here I am, son.
1208
01:21:09,992 --> 01:21:10,992
Okay...
1209
01:21:11,019 --> 01:21:12,019
I can deal with it.
1210
01:21:28,436 --> 01:21:30,121
Mr. Leghorn...
1211
01:21:30,673 --> 01:21:35,108
do you know the Acme program
known as Project Sisyphus?
1212
01:21:35,531 --> 01:21:38,275
This name means something to me.
1213
01:21:38,825 --> 01:21:39,381
Well,
1214
01:21:39,638 --> 01:21:43,903
And how would you explain to this commission
what does this type of program consist of?
1215
01:21:44,114 --> 01:21:46,655
Well, this is a program
research and development.
1216
01:21:46,692 --> 01:21:47,423
Well,
1217
01:21:47,448 --> 01:21:51,381
so you are constantly innovating
to improve your products.
1218
01:21:51,669 --> 01:21:52,669
Yes, sir.
1219
01:21:52,808 --> 01:21:54,053
OK, it holds up.
1220
01:21:54,653 --> 01:21:57,044
But if you study
these products so closely,
1221
01:21:57,374 --> 01:21:59,458
why do they fall
broken down so often?
1222
01:21:59,771 --> 01:22:01,637
This is the kind of problem that
you could try to solve.
1223
01:22:01,662 --> 01:22:05,435
Well, son, business,
it's complicated.
1224
01:22:06,293 --> 01:22:12,380
All right. Now is some of the information from the Project
Is Sisyphe used to develop the range for humans?
1225
01:22:12,569 --> 01:22:13,250
Of course.
1226
01:22:13,381 --> 01:22:14,062
Of course ?
1227
01:22:14,086 --> 01:22:15,086
You just admitted it.
1228
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:17,160
He admits it. Do you hear?
1229
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,080
He admitted it.
1230
01:22:18,219 --> 01:22:24,526
You knowingly provide products
dangerous which causes suffering
millions of people.
1231
01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:36,626
You believe that progress does not deserve
not a little pain, a little discomfort?
1232
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:40,482
That's right, son, it
always been like that.
1233
01:22:40,986 --> 01:22:45,346
Nothing we did today,
nor any other day, is unlawful.
1234
01:22:45,519 --> 01:22:47,286
Right, Mr. Crane?
1235
01:22:48,466 --> 01:22:50,326
Absolutely, absolutely.
1236
01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:54,639
The law is on our side, just like
the public opinion of the silent majority.
1237
01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:56,326
Thank you, Mr. Crane.
1238
01:22:56,355 --> 01:22:56,869
Mr Langhorne.
1239
01:22:56,893 --> 01:22:58,113
And something else.
1240
01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:59,513
Sit down, son.
1241
01:22:59,706 --> 01:23:02,066
I'm the one asking the questions here.
1242
01:23:02,138 --> 01:23:02,802
Sit
1243
01:23:02,859 --> 01:23:03,617
-you,
1244
01:23:03,767 --> 01:23:04,525
son.
1245
01:23:07,159 --> 01:23:09,566
There is nothing cuter
than this prosecutor.
1246
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:16,233
It reminds me of the time
where I was a little rooster
1247
01:23:16,258 --> 01:23:18,046
at the poultry farm,
1248
01:23:18,071 --> 01:23:20,599
where I learned a valuable lesson.
1249
01:23:20,733 --> 01:23:24,119
Cartoons are resilient.
1250
01:23:25,806 --> 01:23:28,213
Hit us, throw us off a cliff.
1251
01:23:28,533 --> 01:23:29,533
We can bear it.
1252
01:23:30,926 --> 01:23:36,066
As a drawing character
lively, I even find that
it can be quite funny.
1253
01:23:36,486 --> 01:23:37,486
Am I right?
1254
01:23:45,233 --> 01:23:48,046
What does a little pain matter
for the common good?
1255
01:23:48,413 --> 01:23:52,413
Pain is part of
life, and it has value.
1256
01:23:52,740 --> 01:23:56,460
You like the gum of this
sole so comfortable, son?
1257
01:23:56,673 --> 01:23:57,979
Well, it's tax free.
1258
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:04,586
We developed it by making it
bounce a million times
the face of a cartoon.
1259
01:24:05,046 --> 01:24:09,160
These tornado pellets are
become airplane propellers.
1260
01:24:09,305 --> 01:24:11,551
This tonic took us to the Moon.
1261
01:24:12,295 --> 01:24:17,695
Yes, yes, our products for
cartoons sometimes explode.
1262
01:24:17,986 --> 01:24:20,726
Sometimes they turn against us.
1263
01:24:21,553 --> 01:24:27,226
Sometimes they challenge the limits
of gravity and science.
1264
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:32,920
But do you really want to live in a
world without novelty, without progress?
1265
01:24:33,593 --> 01:24:35,713
So what do you
always say, Mr. Crane?
1266
01:24:36,406 --> 01:24:38,304
You can't make an omelet without...
1267
01:24:38,994 --> 01:24:39,994
break eggs.
1268
01:24:42,019 --> 01:24:43,019
Yes, that’s right.
1269
01:24:45,113 --> 01:24:48,463
And if this egg is
a poor fellow,
1270
01:24:48,554 --> 01:24:52,403
a desert dog without connections,
without family, without friends,
1271
01:24:52,428 --> 01:24:54,053
well, sorry,
but that's how it is.
1272
01:24:54,142 --> 01:24:55,709
No harm,
no problem.
1273
01:24:56,626 --> 01:24:59,028
This is not a description
loyal customer.
1274
01:24:59,059 --> 01:25:04,913
Well, it seemed to me that no one
would not speak on his behalf, other than his lawyer.
1275
01:25:05,026 --> 01:25:11,639
Is there anyone in the world
Who cares what happens to this coyote?
1276
01:25:46,599 --> 01:25:51,853
Mr. Runner, we will
ask a series of questions where you
answer “yes” or “no”.
1277
01:25:51,993 --> 01:25:53,493
Two beeps for yes,
1278
01:25:53,708 --> 01:25:54,958
a beep for no.
1279
01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:56,166
Do you understand?
1280
01:25:56,733 --> 01:25:57,733
Beep beep.
1281
01:26:02,853 --> 01:26:03,853
Are you
a bird?
1282
01:26:04,213 --> 01:26:05,213
Beep beep.
1283
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:06,680
Are you easy
to catch?
1284
01:26:06,993 --> 01:26:07,993
Beep.
1285
01:26:08,186 --> 01:26:09,186
Okay, okay.
1286
01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:14,799
Do you know Mr. Wile E. Coyote?
1287
01:26:15,026 --> 01:26:16,026
Beep beep.
1288
01:26:17,786 --> 01:26:24,520
Have you seen Mr. Coyote use a
Acme product in your presence,
in the desert?
1289
01:26:24,666 --> 01:26:25,666
Beep beep.
1290
01:26:30,606 --> 01:26:32,606
Have these products always failed?
1291
01:26:33,139 --> 01:26:34,139
Beep beep.
1292
01:26:38,186 --> 01:26:42,713
Mr. Runner, have you witnessed
Mr. Coyote's pain?
1293
01:26:45,719 --> 01:26:46,719
Beep beep.
1294
01:26:51,846 --> 01:26:52,596
Yes,
1295
01:26:52,879 --> 01:26:53,879
me too.
1296
01:26:58,566 --> 01:26:59,821
Would you consider it...
1297
01:26:59,971 --> 01:27:00,971
a friend?
1298
01:27:04,593 --> 01:27:05,593
Beep beep.
1299
01:27:07,699 --> 01:27:10,279
Thank you, Mr. Runner, thank you for coming.
1300
01:27:10,526 --> 01:27:13,273
Do you have anything else to add?
1301
01:27:13,953 --> 01:27:14,953
Beep beep.
1302
01:27:14,999 --> 01:27:17,553
Very good, it's your turn to add
elements in the file.
1303
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:30,400
Are you going to come back?
1304
01:27:55,529 --> 01:27:59,736
Mr. Avery, I must confess
that I am very, very
1305
01:27:59,761 --> 01:28:00,761
moved.
1306
01:28:03,566 --> 01:28:07,359
However, you did not bring
no evidence of Acme's guilt.
1307
01:28:07,383 --> 01:28:10,403
Apart from the pain and suffering
of this single coyote.
1308
01:28:10,989 --> 01:28:13,389
Therefore, as painful
whether it is for me,
1309
01:28:13,593 --> 01:28:15,986
You leave me no choice.
1310
01:28:16,186 --> 01:28:19,973
May all those who are in favor
to classify this investigation say yes.
1311
01:28:29,706 --> 01:28:30,706
Try...
1312
01:28:31,271 --> 01:28:32,271
fail.
1313
01:28:34,399 --> 01:28:36,320
Okay, no hard feelings, guys.
1314
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,320
The world is a difficult place.
1315
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:39,993
Good luck next time!
1316
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,040
These are the birds you are looking for.
1317
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:47,320
Go ahead.
1318
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,320
Go ahead.
1319
01:29:36,827 --> 01:29:39,827
Absurd, I mean, absurd!
1320
01:29:39,851 --> 01:29:41,851
Be careful what you say.
1321
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:42,927
Get me out of here.
1322
01:29:42,951 --> 01:29:44,084
I want justice.
1323
01:29:44,109 --> 01:29:47,479
If he goes live,
I pursue him directly.
1324
01:29:47,504 --> 01:29:48,890
I have a health problem.
1325
01:29:48,914 --> 01:29:50,832
Medically, I take precedence over all of you.
1326
01:29:50,856 --> 01:29:52,456
OK, seriously guys, no photos.
1327
01:29:52,799 --> 01:29:53,547
Come back here, Avery.
1328
01:29:53,572 --> 01:29:55,578
You can't leave in this costume.
1329
01:29:57,119 --> 01:29:58,423
Do you know how much I'm worth?
1330
01:30:00,112 --> 01:30:01,038
Don't laugh, son.
1331
01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:02,477
I'm not paying you to laugh.
1332
01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:16,620
Well...
1333
01:30:17,113 --> 01:30:18,113
we tried.
1334
01:30:19,422 --> 01:30:20,422
We tried.
1335
01:30:21,940 --> 01:30:23,940
And thank you both for motivating me.
1336
01:30:28,244 --> 01:30:29,244
Wait.
1337
01:30:29,586 --> 01:30:30,586
What's going on?
1338
01:30:36,645 --> 01:30:37,645
Hey look!
1339
01:30:38,060 --> 01:30:39,560
It's the lawyers!
1340
01:30:40,408 --> 01:30:42,408
They are already here!
1341
01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:48,482
Thank you for what you did.
1342
01:31:00,779 --> 01:31:01,779
What is this?
1343
01:31:02,075 --> 01:31:03,986
Everyone wants to sue Acme.
1344
01:31:04,519 --> 01:31:06,519
Even after the fiasco you made.
1345
01:31:07,445 --> 01:31:08,945
They trust you.
1346
01:31:09,319 --> 01:31:11,149
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1347
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,320
Hey !
1348
01:31:12,786 --> 01:31:15,060
Do you believe it?
1349
01:31:15,853 --> 01:31:17,127
There's something in your office.
1350
01:31:17,151 --> 01:31:18,558
Apparently it's very important.
1351
01:31:19,001 --> 01:31:20,001
We succeeded.
1352
01:31:26,875 --> 01:31:29,682
Hello, master.
You fought well in Congress.
1353
01:31:29,764 --> 01:31:31,502
But nothing proves guilt better
1354
01:31:31,527 --> 01:31:33,816
only tangible and irrefutable evidence.
1355
01:31:33,942 --> 01:31:38,607
Here's a little gift from me,
straight from the backstage of ACME.
1356
01:31:39,431 --> 01:31:40,431
What is this?
1357
01:31:41,164 --> 01:31:43,164
About five years of files.
1358
01:31:43,606 --> 01:31:45,946
We have our work cut out for us, it seems.
1359
01:31:46,266 --> 01:31:48,274
Shocking new twists
1360
01:31:48,306 --> 01:31:49,973
in the Acme case today.
1361
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:52,300
{\an8}Latest news
New evidence discovered in case against Acme
1362
01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:52,344
Recent images
Leaked Project Sisyphus
1363
01:31:52,368 --> 01:31:56,068
triggered a
descent at dawn to headquarters,
1364
01:31:56,093 --> 01:31:57,379
who quickly drove
upon arrest
1365
01:31:57,404 --> 01:32:00,437
by Buddy Crane, the
General Counsel of Acme,
1366
01:32:00,461 --> 01:32:02,980
and the CEO
Foghorn Leghorn,
1367
01:32:03,005 --> 01:32:05,833
for their involvement
alleged in the case.
1368
01:32:05,886 --> 01:32:07,886
I am a free-range rooster!
1369
01:32:08,207 --> 01:32:09,833
Also on site, investigators
1370
01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:11,658
found Dr. Peter Lorry,
1371
01:32:11,755 --> 01:32:14,195
missing Acme scientist
1372
01:32:14,219 --> 01:32:15,320
over 30 years ago.
1373
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:18,319
His next testimony
on the Sisyphus Project
1374
01:32:18,357 --> 01:32:20,090
promises to bring back the truth
1375
01:32:20,327 --> 01:32:21,533
in broad daylight.
1376
01:32:31,999 --> 01:32:32,720
Oh
1377
01:32:33,061 --> 01:32:34,061
cheribibi!
1378
01:32:51,179 --> 01:32:52,179
Well...
1379
01:32:52,431 --> 01:32:53,431
don't make yourself rare.
1380
01:33:13,547 --> 01:33:17,197
7. Kevin and I eat together
1381
01:33:35,163 --> 01:33:36,163
You came back
1382
01:33:37,196 --> 01:33:38,883
Yes
1383
01:34:07,819 --> 01:34:08,819
Well,
1384
01:34:09,255 --> 01:34:10,872
everything is possible.
1385
01:34:11,546 --> 01:34:13,046
Everything is possible.
1386
01:34:24,388 --> 01:34:32,681
The firm of Avery, Jones, Maltese and Avery
has litigated and won hundreds of comics-related cases, taking on corporate giants and often attracting nationwide attention.
1387
01:34:32,761 --> 01:34:39,034
Wile E. Coyote continues his hunting, but sometimes, when he feels really lonely, he goes to Albuquerque to visit his friends.
1388
01:34:39,081 --> 01:34:45,388
He hasn't managed to catch Beep Beep yet, but maybe one day he will.
1389
01:34:45,428 --> 01:34:48,568
Maybe tomorrow.
1390
01:41:47,598 --> 01:42:00,098
Dedicated to everyone who posted messages, shared content, held signs and spoke up at the crucial moment.
It is thanks to you that this film was able to be released on the big screen.
1391
01:42:30,320 --> 01:42:32,320
THANKS.